It Gets Fuller

First of all, happy belated Thanksgiving! I hope everyone was able to gather around a delicately prepared vegan holiday roast with friends and family. Go Pats!

Second, I’m very disappointed in all of you. Well, most of you. I’ve been carefully tending this luxurious soup strainer for the delight of all, and only four of you have donated. (Go donate.)

Now, I don’t like to point fingers, and I know there has to be a reasonable explanation that the river of money you’re all ready to channel into saving lives is hiding behind floodgates of cold nonchalance.

It’s me, isn’t it? My pathetic ginger cookie duster just isn’t cutting it. Well, I’m here to reassure you: it gets fuller. From what depths did I gain this new found confidence? I’m glad you asked.

I’ll be back before the end of the month. By then, I expect that you’ll have (at least) doubled the amount of donations.

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